1 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:04,703 All right! Batter! Batter! Batter! Batter! Batter! 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:05,971 Ooh. 3 00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:07,206 Almost there. 4 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,109 Whoa! 5 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,176 Okay. 6 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,145 We've been through this, buddy. 7 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:14,146 Ah. 8 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:16,849 Okay, this one. Yep. This one. 9 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:19,518 Ooh! 10 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,619 Okay, you know what? 11 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,454 How about, uh, on this one 12 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:24,790 we just really focus on the ball, okay? 13 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:26,859 I'm trying, but that lady and her bichon frisé 14 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,894 are wearing matching sweaters. 15 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:30,963 It's beyond adorbs. 16 00:00:30,965 --> 00:00:32,664 Dang it. It is. 17 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:35,167 We've got a major situation out there in right field. 18 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,635 Hmm? 19 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,370 Is someone hurt? 20 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,438 I wish. 21 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,681 That's right. They started making jewelry. 22 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:50,749 Wow, that's good, dong. 23 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:52,051 Thank you. 24 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,652 Guys, can we wait until after practice 25 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:54,853 for the arts and crafts? 26 00:00:56,991 --> 00:00:58,057 What did he say? 27 00:00:58,059 --> 00:01:00,059 Excuse me, I speak dong. 28 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:03,162 He said it will unravel if he stops. 29 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:06,098 What is happening today? 30 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,366 Yeah, hello? 31 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,001 Let me explain something to you. 32 00:01:09,003 --> 00:01:10,836 If I really wanted solar panels, 33 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,871 don't you think I'd be calling you? 34 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:15,207 No, no. So, by you calling me, 35 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,276 you're trying to tell me that I'm too stupid 36 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:19,011 to use a phone! 37 00:01:19,013 --> 00:01:19,912 Sorry. 38 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,346 No, not you. 39 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,449 You, I'm gonna track you down, 40 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:26,085 I'm gonna break your head with a pipe! 41 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:27,853 Mm. God bless. 42 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:30,556 Guys, her name is Kate middleton. 43 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:32,524 You've got to be kidding me. 44 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:33,959 Aww.Aww. Aww. Aww. 45 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,429 So plush. 46 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,897 Great practice. 47 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,365 Let's call it. 48 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,802 Aww.Aww. Aww. Aww. 49 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,771 ♪ I'm back 50 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:55,814 ♪ I'm back 51 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:58,917 hovercraft. 52 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:01,053 I guess we just have to make it hover. 53 00:02:01,055 --> 00:02:02,287 Um, your house? 54 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,990 So, um, what do you say? Like, 7:30? 55 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:07,226 Perfect. I'll see you then. 56 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:08,460 All right. 57 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,563 So, what was that all about? 58 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,432 Nothing, mom. It's not a big deal. 59 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,267 Oh, come on, smiley. Spill it. 60 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,069 Look, we got paired up to do a school project, 61 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:18,303 and she's coming over tonight to work on it. 62 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,805 Oh, my God. 63 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:22,474 This is so exciting. It's like your first date. 64 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,110 Mom, keep it together. It's not a date. 65 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:28,180 Uh, it's a one-on-one at our house at night 66 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:30,249 with the love of your life. Oh! 67 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,984 I remember when she kissed you on the cheek for the first time. 68 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,418 Do you remember? 69 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:34,753 And I caught you doing that cute little... 70 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,255 Karate dance. Mom, stop! 71 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,789 What is with you lately? 72 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,424 What are you talking about? You're on a mission 73 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:40,859 to embarrass me. 74 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:43,629 I dare you to name one example. Really? 75 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:46,098 I've warned you. There's a system failure. 76 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,667 Hey, bud. I got to go to work. Give me a kiss goodbye. 77 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,302 Mom. Come on. 78 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,270 We can't see anything at all. 79 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,971 Even it out. Mom! 80 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:55,440 I'm not gonna leave until you give me... thank you. 81 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,543 Oh, and if that new underwear starts to itch, 82 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:58,810 I put an old pair on your bed, okay? 83 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:02,047 Mom! 84 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,451 Just promise me 85 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:07,819 when she comes over tonight you won't act like this. 86 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,021 Hold that thought. 87 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:10,622 Okay, say it again. 88 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,558 It's the perfect intro for your wedding video, okay? 89 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,626 No. No. Yes. You turn back. Say it again. Hey. No. 90 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:15,594 Stop it! Leave. 91 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:20,265 'Sup? 92 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:24,503 Hey. 93 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,339 Hey. 94 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,808 I'd go with the t-shirt. 95 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,076 Your first date, 96 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,077 your shirt should say, 97 00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:33,478 "welcome to the gun show." 98 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,514 It's not a date. She is so annoying. 99 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:37,482 What do you want? It's your mom. 100 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:38,984 I know you're a little rattled 101 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,919 because this Vanessa means a lot to you, right? 102 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,421 Cannon, she's, like, amazing. 103 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,189 And she smells like soapy flowers. 104 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,491 Yeah. You know, when I first dated your grandma, 105 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:47,859 she was something else. 106 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,428 She had the best legs in the Bronx... 107 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:51,530 best legs east of the Mississippi. 108 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:53,398 And, um, on our very first date, 109 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,500 we went to a, uh... a drive-in 110 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:58,337 and we watched "three coins in the fountain." 111 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,606 And then we went back to my apartment, and we made it. 112 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,040 Made what? 113 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,842 A cake. 114 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,877 Listen, don't sweat it tonight 115 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:08,013 because I'll make sure that mom leaves you two alone. 116 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,881 You got my word on that. Thank you. 117 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:13,018 Gun show. 118 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,460 Welcome to the gun show. 119 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,567 Why would we even need to know 120 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,769 how to build a hovercraft anyway? 121 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,738 Maybe if you work for NASA or something? 122 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:33,772 No way. 123 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,307 I mean, even they'd be like, 124 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:37,276 "one Mars rover, coming right up. 125 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:39,645 But that balloon hovercraft thing? We're stumped." 126 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:42,047 Stop spying on them, you creep. Shh! 127 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:44,216 He's making little science jokes, and she likes it. 128 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:47,486 If you're on top of this kid any more, you'd be a circus act. 129 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:48,553 What is with you? 130 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:50,622 I caught him doing something. 131 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,457 Danny! 132 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,159 Privacy! 133 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,627 That's my deodorant. 134 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,329 Wait, you have odor now? 135 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:58,930 I use it, too. 136 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,932 I thought it was a community pit stick. Ew. 137 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,134 I mean, so the kid stinks a little bit. 138 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:03,568 I mean, what's the big deal? 139 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,671 The big deal is, he is taking his first steps 140 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:08,240 toward becoming... This, and I'm sorry, 141 00:05:08,242 --> 00:05:09,975 but capturing his last few moments 142 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,643 is making me feel better, okay? 143 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:14,579 So, just move over, chick pits. I'm on the clock. 144 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,281 Mm! Mm. 145 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:17,449 Ah. 146 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,418 Ha! 147 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,819 Yeah, hello. 148 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:24,089 Oh, this is so cute. 149 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:26,925 Okay, you guys... you guys just... just give me one. 150 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,794 One... One. 151 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:30,829 Stop. ...A special forces thing or something? 152 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,331 Hold on. My thing is dying here. 153 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:33,098 It's dying. 154 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,666 I'm gonna plug it in 155 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,769 so that I can yell at you some more, okay? 156 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,271 Hang on! 157 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:41,173 Now listen, you ingrate. 158 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:43,041 You completely destroyed an intimate moment 159 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,676 between my grandson and his girlfriend. 160 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:48,547 And I got to tell you, that makes me extremely irate! 161 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:50,649 Cannon! Go ahead and say "clean energy" again. 162 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,117 Clean energy. Clean energy. 163 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,485 You know, say that again. 164 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:54,853 I dare you. 165 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,288 One more time, I want to hear "clean energy." 166 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:57,656 Come on! Come on! Say it! 167 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,858 I warned him. 168 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:00,826 Dad! 169 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,294 Baked potato! 170 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:04,229 Listen to this. 171 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:06,798 Now, then. 172 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,333 He doesn't know what you're doing. 173 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:09,301 I don't care. 174 00:06:09,303 --> 00:06:10,902 It makes me feel terrific. 175 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:14,005 The solar guy's now calling me on the landline. 176 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,240 I'm gonna kill him. 177 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,908 Listen to me, 178 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:20,312 you communist, tree-hugging, twinkle-toed vegan. 179 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:24,349 You sun-worshipping, kale-chomping piece of... 180 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:25,484 What? 181 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:26,718 All right, hold on, please. 182 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,819 It's your mom. 183 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:31,757 Hello? 184 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,361 My mom says I have to leave right now. 185 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,397 She told me to wait outside. 186 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:40,165 Yeah. 187 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,666 Thanks. Thanks a lot. 188 00:06:41,668 --> 00:06:44,102 Are you insane? 189 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,338 Name one thing I did wrong. 190 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:49,908 Your phone's ready. 191 00:06:55,948 --> 00:06:57,082 Oh, boy. 192 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,860 Hey, um, so, look, about last night, um... 193 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:11,029 My mom wants me to switch study partners. 194 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,098 No, you really don't have to do that. 195 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,800 She thinks it's... Better. 196 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,637 Ouch. 197 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,921 What's he doing up there? 198 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:38,323 I don't know. He lost it. 199 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:46,398 Hmm. 200 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,432 Mm-hmm. 201 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:48,567 Well... 202 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:52,170 I've had students ditch class before, 203 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:55,006 but your son sat in a tree for three hours. 204 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,274 That is a red flag. 205 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:57,275 Yeah. 206 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,611 He does that. 207 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:00,946 I mean, not all the time. 208 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,781 You know, not in a weird way. Just a... 209 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:05,116 Normal amount of... Tree time. 210 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,085 This isn't the first time Danny's name's come across my desk. 211 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,754 It's not like he belted someone. What are we looking at here? 212 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:11,189 A kid in a tree. 213 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,291 So I'll tell him to stay the hell out of trees. 214 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:14,926 We're done. Done. 215 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,995 If you'll excuse me now, I-i got my car parked in the red. 216 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,663 I think it's a little more complicated than that. 217 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,499 Look, we have a couple options here. 218 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,534 Have you considered sitting down with a family therapist? 219 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,002 Yeah. 220 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,137 It's not really our thing. What else you got? 221 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,440 Well, the other option is we can put him 222 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:29,641 in an e.D.B.D. Class. 223 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,442 E.D.B.D.? 224 00:08:30,444 --> 00:08:31,309 E.D.B.D. 225 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,377 E.D.B.D.? 226 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,678 Emotionally disturbed, 227 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,046 behaviorally disturbed. 228 00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:37,115 E.D.B.D. 229 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:38,316 But that's the cape class. 230 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,485 Mm. What's a... what's a cape class? 231 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:43,488 There's a kid in the class... Nick patoulis... 232 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:44,756 he wears a cape. 233 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:47,392 We'll take the shrink. Mm-hmm. 234 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:53,965 Where's the kid? 235 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,867 I mean, he's the one with the issues. 236 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,202 He's riding his bike. 237 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,037 He was too mad to ride in the car with you. 238 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,138 Here's what we're gonna do. 239 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,406 We're gonna smile, 240 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:02,974 we're gonna shine this lady on, right? 241 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,543 We're gonna act like the waltons, 242 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,811 hence the, uh, fashion statement. 243 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,513 And the kid, he was, uh, 244 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:10,215 up in the tree, uh, saving a cat. 245 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,984 Bang. We're out of here in time for lunch. No. No. 246 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,819 Danny's principal is going to be following up with this, 247 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,187 so you're gonna go in there, 248 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,722 you're gonna confess to being a monster, 249 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,691 you're gonna show some remorse, promise to change, 250 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,526 and... and say you love Danny more than life itself. 251 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,662 Otherwise, we're getting a one-way ticket to cape town. 252 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:24,896 Why don't you take a breath? 253 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:25,864 What? 254 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,265 Oh, God. 255 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,237 Oh. 256 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:36,074 So, I'm in therapy? Who isn't? 257 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,409 Let me guess. 258 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,444 You're working on your impulse-control problem? 259 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,112 I bet I look smoking hot 260 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,114 in my super-sad therapy lipstick. 261 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,250 "Dang it!" 262 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,085 I have an eating disorder. 263 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:53,959 Good luck with that. 264 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,728 From what you're telling me, 265 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,897 it sounds like the incident at school 266 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,099 was a reaction to your grandfather's outburst at home. 267 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,434 Yeah. 268 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,868 I mean, I didn't know what to do. 269 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,704 And now Vanessa hates me. 270 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:09,741 The truth is, my dad has had a long, tough life 271 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,210 of heartache and dead ends. 272 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,979 He's had some anger issues, 273 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,814 but he has come a long, long way, 274 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,816 and I am sure that he is embarrassed 275 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,318 that he let his anger get the best of him 276 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,753 with that solar-panel guy, 277 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:24,789 but I'm sure he'd like to say a few words. 278 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,862 Mr. gannon? 279 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:33,999 Uh, she's right. 280 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:37,602 I am... So very angry right now I can barely speak. 281 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,837 Terrific. 282 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,338 What are you angry about? 283 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,073 It's a long list. 284 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,475 Please tell the nice doctor. 285 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,576 Fine. 286 00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:46,945 She... Is numero uno. 287 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,413 Dad! 288 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,981 I would not have been at the house that night 289 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,783 if I didn't feel that I had to protect him 290 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:52,851 from his nut-bag mother. 291 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,153 Protect him from what? 292 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,454 She's smothering him to death. 293 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,523 Frankly, it's just tearing our family apart. 294 00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,924 But if I were you, 295 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,359 I would concentrate on the nut bag. 296 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,094 There is a huge difference 297 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,997 in wanting to be involved in your son's life 298 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,099 and microwaving a cellphone. 299 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,669 Danny, have you been feeling smothered? 300 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,936 Yes. Yes, I have. 301 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,104 She's all over me. 302 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,806 Look at her. 303 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,608 She's holding my hand with both of her hands. 304 00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:19,611 Oh. Honey, I am sorry. 305 00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:21,513 I didn't even realize that was bothering you. 306 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,947 Unlike my father here, 307 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:24,315 I am willing to acknowledge 308 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,151 when my actions affect others. 309 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,787 Honey, I am so sorry. 310 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,822 You're right. I am smothering you. 311 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,557 And you know what? From this point forward, 312 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,360 I am going to back off and give you as much space 313 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,828 as you could possibly need. 314 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,063 Thank you. 315 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,497 And that, dear father, 316 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,700 is how you do therapy. 317 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,035 Well, it's... Okay. 318 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,070 I win. 319 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:50,642 Father. 320 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,243 Where are you? 321 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,479 I just had the follow-up meeting with Danny's principal. 322 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,981 Had to massage the truth a little about our session, 323 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,917 but I think we are cape-free for now. 324 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,919 Listen, this new phone that you got me, 325 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,554 I have no con... where... where are my contacts? 326 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,355 I can't find them. Unbelievable! 327 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,925 I am here trying to fix Danny's life after you ruined it, 328 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,194 and all you care about is your stupid cellphone? 329 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,896 Well, look, the guy told me to plug it into a computer, 330 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,198 but I'm not doing that. 331 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,933 Dad! What? 332 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,101 Wrong phone! 333 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,203 Who do you have to call anyway? 334 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,738 My guy at the dog track. 335 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,339 What are you, a cop? Goodbye, dad. 336 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:25,410 Hey, Vanessa. 337 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,578 Hey, coach Terry. 338 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,279 Listen... 339 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,849 I feel really badly about how things went with Danny. 340 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,851 None of it was his fault. 341 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,286 He was very embarrassed by it, 342 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,055 and he feels terrible, 343 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,958 and I just don't think you realize how much he likes you. 344 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,427 Probably shouldn't be doing this, but... 345 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,895 Just between us girls, 346 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,731 this is from the night you kissed him on the cheek. 347 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,800 You're the man! The man! 348 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,568 So adorable. Who the man? 349 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,803 I'm the man! 350 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:52,771 Who the man? I'm the man! 351 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,208 That just happened! 352 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,276 Mom! 353 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,744 Privacy! 354 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:00,745 Mom! 355 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,215 Oh! 356 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,885 Danny, I am so sorry. 357 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,987 Just please, please, please come down 358 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,055 before principal Rodriguez sees you. 359 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,158 What a weirdo. 360 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,127 Hey, Nick. 361 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,468 I got to say, I'm surprised 362 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,936 to be sitting here with you again. 363 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,304 I thought after our last session, 364 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,772 you guys were all set. Seriously? 365 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,474 No. That's me joking. 366 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,142 Would you consider going out with a patient? 367 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,977 Oh, my God. Just asking. 368 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,746 Only if they're crazy, older, 369 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,181 and obsessed with baseball. 370 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,515 Gin? 371 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:38,850 Perfect. Well, let's go right now. 372 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,286 Seriously? No. Not even close. 373 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,021 All right, Danny, why don't we start with you? 374 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,322 What happened? 375 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,024 Now s ruined my life, okay? 376 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,525 Vanessa thinks I'm a freak. 377 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,093 Hey, I told you, doc. 378 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,329 It is now your chance to be in the cuckoo chair. 379 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,531 I was trying to fix things with Vanessa. 380 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,467 Tell me how showing her that video of me is fixing things. 381 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,769 The way I see it, doc, 382 00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,370 my daughter here has a lot of problems. 383 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,439 And if you allowed me to speak for her... 384 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,675 no, actually, you can't, okay? So zip it. 385 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,977 Zip it? Who are you talking... yeah, you heard me. 386 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,846 All right. All right. All right. 387 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,014 When emotions run high, I find it's often helpful 388 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,818 to begin by saying, "I feel" or "I hear." 389 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,019 Perfect. 390 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,221 Great. Yeah. Uh... I'll go first. 391 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,722 I hear, Dr. Jane, 392 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,525 that you're kind of annoying. 393 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,361 And I hear you think you're better than me, 394 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,331 and I hear that you should shut your face 395 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,032 about things you know nothing about. 396 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,667 Good use of "I hear." Seriously, Jane, 397 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,735 you're starting to piss me off. 398 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,470 Keep digging right there, Jane, 399 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,305 because that's where the crazy gold is, right there. 400 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,907 Terry, is it possible 401 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,876 that when you showed Vanessa that video, 402 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,711 you knew it was a bad idea? What? 403 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,012 No. That... 404 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,047 that would make me a horrible mother. 405 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,482 Not a horrible mother. 406 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,885 Maybe a mother who's afraid of something. 407 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:47,986 Careful, Jane. 408 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,320 Finish her off, doc. 409 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,823 Is it possible that you tried to sabotage 410 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:54,025 your son's relationship with Vanessa 411 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,427 because you're afraid of losing him? 412 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,929 No. 413 00:14:58,831 --> 00:14:59,797 No! 414 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,035 No. Terry. 415 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,704 That's exactly what I've been doing. 416 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,540 I have been smothering you 417 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:13,578 because you are just growing up so fast. 418 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,679 And I am. 419 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,115 I am. I am afraid of losing you. 420 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,283 It's okay, mom. 421 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,084 No, it's not. 422 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,253 You're my mom, okay? I'm not going anywhere. 423 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,923 What's crazy... 424 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:28,526 Is that I want you to go out and live your life. 425 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,629 That's why we left Michigan. That's why we moved in with him. 426 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:35,633 I would do absolutely anything for you, buddy. 427 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,469 I love you, and I'm sorry. 428 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:42,273 It's all right, mom. I love you, too. 429 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,409 Honey, if it'll make you feel any better, 430 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,879 given the family track record, his life will turn to crap 431 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,648 and he'll move back in with us anyway. See? 432 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,549 Hey, dad? 433 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,917 Shut up. 434 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,556 Hey. 435 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,124 Hey. 436 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,226 I just wanted to say, I think it's really cool 437 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,162 you're in therapy and working your stuff out. 438 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,797 Oh, well, thank you, Terry. I-I'll see you later. 439 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,298 And if you ever want to talk about it, I'd love to. 440 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,633 Yeah, not now. 441 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,636 I-it's not a good time really at a... aah! 442 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,841 It's not about what I'm eating, okay? 443 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,977 It's about what's eating me. 444 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,251 Do you realize we spent $400 to point out 445 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,354 that you and I are both crazy? 446 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,788 Oh, please, I know that. 447 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,024 I could've bought, what, at least two 448 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,759 of those solar panels for that price. 449 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,861 Mr. the Cannon, I made you a bracelet! 450 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,029 Owen! 451 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,864 He said he made you a bracelet! 452 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,500 Thanks, dong. 453 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,702 Aw. Look at him over there. 454 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,471 I just want to go give him a hug. 455 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,805 Hey, back off a little, will you? 456 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,507 A little heartbreak is good for that kid. 457 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,676 He's got to learn to deal with it somehow... 458 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,344 Until he's 21, then he can handle it 459 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,980 when there are, you know, other ways to deal with it, 460 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,782 you know? 461 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,552 Just so you know, I liked it. 462 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,454 Your karate dance. 463 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,456 It was kind of awesome. 464 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,392 Shut up. I know you think I'm a freak. 465 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,228 A little bit, but that's why I like you. 466 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,699 So, um, how's your science project? 467 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,833 Not so good. 468 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,368 I can't get the stupid craft 469 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,536 to... Hover, you know? 470 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,171 You should've stuck with me. 471 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,540 I mean, besides being an awesome dancer, 472 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,208 I'm also really smart. 473 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,077 Oh, okay. 474 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,712 Well, I'll talk to my mom about it. 475 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,847 She likes you. 476 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,386 Kid does pretty good on his own, huh? 477 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,523 You know, the cool thing about therapy 478 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,658 is that I learned I'm not perfect, 479 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,094 but I have found ways to improve myself 480 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,796 for the sake of my family. 481 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:50,601 What? You haven't done anything for the sake of your family. 482 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,071 No apology. Nothing. 483 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:57,341 So, is there something that you would like to say? 484 00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:01,779 Like my man dong over here, I'm a man of action, not words. 485 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,014 Isn't that right, dong? 486 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,887 No words. 487 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,623 Three... Two... One. 488 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,858 Hover! 489 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,528 Yes! That just happened! 490 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,430 We did it! Oh, my God! 491 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,432 Cheers. Cheers. 492 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,536 Hey. 493 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,939 What have you been doing outside this whole time? 494 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,407 Don't ask me things. 495 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,275 Cannon! Cannon! It totally works. 496 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,411 Do you want to see it? Mm, no. Not really. 497 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,812 Why don't you guys come outside with me for a minute? 498 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,315 I got something to show you. Come on. 499 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,983 Where are you taking them? I'm nervous. 500 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,218 Shh. 501 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,486 Okay, now. 502 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:42,920 Since you guys both finished your work, 503 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,223 I thought maybe you'd like to see a movie. 504 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:50,394 Did you find our old film projector? 505 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,929 And, uh, I spoke to your mom. 506 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:52,930 She said no problem. 507 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,298 Do you? 508 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,466 Sure. 509 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,235 Let her in. 510 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,436 What? 511 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,138 Open the door for her, you mook. Come on. 512 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,005 What? Oh! 513 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,408 Thanks. 514 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,644 Uh, you're welcome. 515 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,414 Oh, dad, this is so amazing. 516 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,183 Yeah, it's pretty great. 517 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,018 I am pretty great. Mm. 518 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,824 "Three coins in the fountain"? 519 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,326 Isn't that the movie you took mom to on your first date? 520 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,929 Yeah. Yeah. First date. 521 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:28,132 We watched it and went back to my place, and we made it. 522 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,668 Okay, you don't always have to include that last detail. 523 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,170 True. 524 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,539 Love. 525 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,276 God, this so adorable. 526 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,844 I'm sorry. I 527 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,879 I have to at least take one... 528 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,114 wow. Just let it be. 529 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,815 Oh, come on. You got to let me have this. 530 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,986 Just leave them alone. Okay. 531 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,055 I just want one. 532 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,302 ♪ Who's a good mom? You're a good mom ♪ 533 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,870 ♪ I'm the very best mom there is, what you say? ♪ 534 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,171 ♪ Who's a good mom? You're a good mom ♪ 535 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,073 ♪ I'm the very best mom there is ♪ 536 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,107 ♪ Hit it! 537 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,147 ♪ T-e-r-r-y 538 00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,216 ♪ so good at momming that makes you cry ♪ 539 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,218 ♪ T-e-r-r-y 540 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,686 ♪ so good at momming that it makes... ♪ 541 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:22,853 - Danny! - Boom! 542 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,355 See you on the Internet, mom. 543 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,590 Privacy! 544 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,592 "Privacy. Privacy." 545 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,962 I said go away!